I’m teetering, unable to pull myself up on the cliff as my fragile grip crumbles on the ledge. I remain still, careful. Any movement may disrupt the delicate hold I have on my balance. In the distance I hear a buzzing sound, faint, but growing. I glance down, into the staggering depths below, panicking as I realize my darkest fears.
I watch in horror as my grasp begins to slide, and I begin to relinquish any hopes of survival. The buzzing has grown to a deafening roar, grinding and sawing, it breathes warm spurts of hellish thunder on my face as it looms over me. I have to make a choice, the end is near…until.
I watch in horror as my grasp begins to slide, and I begin to relinquish any hopes of survival. The buzzing has grown to a deafening roar, grinding and sawing, it breathes warm spurts of hellish thunder on my face as it looms over me. I have to make a choice, the end is near…until.
My eyes snap open, I’m holding a fistful of sheet while clutching the end of the mattress. With one foot on the floor, I catch my breath as I realize I won't be plummeting to my death. My wife lies on top of me, breathing heavy snores into my ear. I start to ease out of bed, ever so gently as not to wake her. I make my move to the guest room down the hall, to my sweet sleep sanctuary. Suddenly the snoring stops, I hear my wife maneuvering out of bed for her hourly bathroom visit.
"Was I snoring again?” She asks, disoriented.
"Was I snoring again?” She asks, disoriented.
"Maybe just a little…" I answer, wiping the sweat from my brow.
ROTFLMAO. Your poor wife!!!!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteAt least it was only a dream...and yeah...your poor wife, haha.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we're getting close!
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